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Classics

• Issue #23

  Lazy Man's Haiku • New Bumperstickers from Monkeypants Enterprises • Five Comic Strips Examined • Cell Phones

• Issue #24

  Haiku-ng fu • Worst Name for a Plant • Dream Analysis • "Gladiator" Movie Review • The Census Bureau's Persistence

• Issue #25

  First Meal Haiku • Letter from a Reader • How to Speak Like a Cop • More on the Census Bureau

• Issue #26

  Alarm Haiku • Soapmaker Dr. Bronner • Pregnant Women • Guide to Panhandling • Meet Mr. Monkeypants's Neighbors

• Issue #27

  Palatal Haiku • A Play Featuring Napoleon • Touching Tale of Neighborly Hospitality • Serial Killer Neighbors

• Issue #28

  Pants/shirt Diamante • Notes from Übermidget Road Trip 2000 • Moving Guide • Examination of Conscience

• Issue #30

  Übermidget Fight Song • Guide to Time Mismanagement • Obscure Invention Facts • Bizarre Writing from Japan

• Issue #31

  Peripheral haiku • Interview with Jesus, Pt.1 • Election Predictions 2000 • Monkeypants Meets Cornrows

• Issue #32

  Apology haiku • Monkeypants’ 2001 New Year’s Resolutions • Mock-Chicken Soup for the Übermidget Soul • Kooky E-mail Shenanigans • Monkeypants meets Da Bomb • The Truth by Monkeypants • Mailbag

• Issue #33

  Pasta Haiku • Rhymes with “Hegemony” • Monkeypants Meets Rabid Dawg • Little Things You Can Do to Alleviate the Monotony of Daily Existence • Exciting New Card Game

• Issue #34

  Metahaiku • “Night Visions” Review • Sound Advice from Old J.J.J. Schmidt • Ethically Permissible Ways to Torture Insects • Inbox Anomalies

• Issue #35

  Bad Poetry Corner: “Golfball” • interview with DOS • sound advice from Old J.J.J. Schmidt • The Übermidget Guide to Good Conversation, Part 1

• Issue #36

  Special Old J.J.J. Schmidt issue, featuring poetry, advice, movie reviews, and license plate notes!

• Issue #37

  Bad Poetry Corner: “Metaphysical Angst” • St. Francis Trains the Mastiff • Jingle Quiz • introducing Dr. Argon

• Issue #38

  Bio-Attack Haiku • Polite Terrorists • Are You a Terrorphobe? • Verboten Humor • Some Jokes at the Expense of the United States Postal Service

• Issue #39

  Backlash Against the Popularity of Haiku • First Thanksgiving Play • Holiday Advice from Chief Sparring-Bear-Who-Speaks-His-Mind-And-Feigns-No-Punches • Thanksgiving Art Project

• Issue #40

  Drab X-Mas Haiku • Irate Reader’s Letter • “Santa Claus Is Going To Hell” • “Lord Of The Rings” Primer • Sound Advice From Old J.J.J. Schmidt

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