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New Semi-Topical Mime Routine
For those mimes somewhat concerned with social relevancy
Standing straight up, hold your hand out, with your thumb hovering over your palm, and look down at your open hand as if reading the paper. Tilt your head left and right; repeat with your brow furrowed, wiggling your thumb away and then toward you three or four times, and then suddenly snap your head upright and look at the audience with your eyes wide.
Look down, repeat head-snap, and look again at the audience; this time, drop your jaw.
Look left, then right, then back at your palm, then step outward away from the audience, holding your palm about three inches from your face. Steal occasional looks over your shoulder before scuttling off-curtain.
Congratulations, you've just successfully mimed someone being sexted. Ick! Everyone back away from the creepy mime!
Posted by Evan Johnston on 11/18 • (0) Comments • Permalink
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