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Dear CSBWhatever,
I saw this Snoopy show once where these kids have like bread and butter and gummy bears for Thanksgiving dinner. I think that’s pretty cool. Or do you think it is sacrilegious because the Native Indians didn’t own toasters and there weren't any stores?
–Tiny
To the Small One,
The White Man abandoned his children. Even his greed cannot stop him from hurting them. To punish him, the Great Mockingbird came down and took White Man’s voice. Now he cannot even speak to his children. Now White Man’s children forced to feed themselves. They are like our Great Lost Tribes, but the White Man’s children have no skills. They feed themselves with scraps and food that does not nourish. Even the shiny creatures with two mouths that heat bread cannot save them.
Posted by Übermidget Staff on 11/24 • (0) Comments • Permalink
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