Semi-Daily Articles

Evan Johnston Lost at Sea

Reports emerge that the celebrated Übermidget staff writer may have succumbed to Poseidon's harsh aquatic vagaries

It's a grueling situation in which no founder of any Web site wishes to find himself: having to relay news to an inquisitive readership of the ambiguous fate of a respected colleague. Had Evan Johnston instead endured a protracted, hard-fought, and well-publicized battle with, say, dengue fever or some other tropical malady, penning a column of this sort might not be so arduous a task. 

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Chief Sparring-Bear Offers
His Traditional Thanksgiving Advice

Readers Submit Queries; Chief Offers Sagacious Words

Übermidget is happy to welcome back the sapient Chief-Sparring-Bear-Who-Speaks-His-Mind-and-Feigns-No-Punches, for whose sacredly inspired knowledge readers come clamoring most autumns around this time.

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New Semi-Topical Mime Routine

For those mimes somewhat concerned with social relevancy

This quick guide will give you some new ideas outside the (invisible) box!

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New Semi-Tropical Mime Routine

For mimes in warmer climes

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